This is what I found.
(Also a bunch of pictures of the Director of the Arkansas Symphony Orchestra.)
When I looked like that, I was usually told I looked like one of three characters:
2) Charles Manson
3) Animal, the drummer for the Muppets.
I'll leave it to you to guess which comparison I preferred.
Now I have a bald spot that's got me seriously considering becoming a more observant Jew, just for the camouflage.
It's a trick I learned from Arafat. You don't think he wore that khaffiyah for style, do you?