I Put My Name Into Google Images

This is what I found.

(Also a bunch of pictures of the Director of the Arkansas Symphony Orchestra.)

When I looked like that, I was usually told I looked like one of three characters:

1) Jesus
2) Charles Manson
3) Animal, the drummer for the Muppets.

I'll leave it to you to guess which comparison I preferred.

Now I have a bald spot that's got me seriously considering becoming a more observant Jew, just for the camouflage.

It's a trick I learned from Arafat. You don't think he wore that khaffiyah for style, do you?