I was totally looking for something different when I stumbled onto this quote:
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.” --- Lynn Lavner
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- I Never Trust a Politician Without a Sense of Humor II
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- Another Bumper Snicker
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- 100th Post - Book Recommendations
- I Never Knew That
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- A Survivor's Story
- CORRECTION
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- Angelina Jolie is Prettier
- Save Darfur Coalition Call to Action
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- Inappropriate?
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- Near-Panic
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2 comments:
admonish away....I will proudly say I am all hetero!
That's actually pretty awesome.
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