Thursday, March 26, 2009


To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.. I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.



PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - for a pickture of me see attached image.

Employer's response:

Dear Brian ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.








Moonbeam said...

Couldja pan that picture down a little bit more please :)

This is much better than the Valerie post :)

Churlita said...

We've had similar applications to your university like that, sent along with a pretty picture. We always joke about sending them acceptance letters that say, "While you don't really meet our requirements, you're hot, so who cares?"