"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --- Albert Einstein
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Novel Ophthalmological Remedy
Studies show that special eye strengthening exercises utilizing this revolutionary new eyechart can improve the vision of middle-aged heterosexual men and lesbians by anywhere from 50 to 85 percent.* *Numerous studies also show that 47.93 % of all statistics are just plain made up.
1 comment:
Hilarious. I think this study is correct.
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