Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Novel Ophthalmological Remedy

Studies show that special eye strengthening exercises utilizing this revolutionary new eyechart can improve the vision of middle-aged heterosexual men and lesbians by anywhere from 50 to 85 percent.*

*Numerous studies also show that 47.93 % of all statistics are just plain made up.

1 comment:

Churlita said...

Hilarious. I think this study is correct.