A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied. "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to G-d."
The patient replied, "Send the bill to my Brother-in-law."
(Thanks to my friend Michel, for passing this along.)
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3 comments:
This was good, I'll have to pass it along as well! Thanks for the laugh, David!
That's great. Once when I worked at the business office of our hospital, I had a guy tell me to send the bill to The Vatican and gave me the correct address and everything.
I immediately copied and pasted this and had to email it to my very overly Catholic mother who will love it.
Thanks.
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