Saturday, October 6, 2007

Health Insurance?

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied. "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to G-d."

The patient replied, "Send the bill to my Brother-in-law."

(Thanks to my friend Michel, for passing this along.)


Tara said...

This was good, I'll have to pass it along as well! Thanks for the laugh, David!

Churlita said...

That's great. Once when I worked at the business office of our hospital, I had a guy tell me to send the bill to The Vatican and gave me the correct address and everything.

Bubblewench said...

I immediately copied and pasted this and had to email it to my very overly Catholic mother who will love it.