I'm especially aggravated tonight. And confronting the twit who's caused the aggravation is only likely to lead to further aggravation.
Instead, I've decided to let loose with the worst insults I can think of here, and then ask you to match them.
Then, whenever any of us is confronted with an incorrigible twit, instead of escalating the confrontation, we can take a deep breath and come here, run through the whole list of insults, dissipate our aggression, and move on to more constructive pursuits.
Some of you are particularly skilled ranters. And some who aren't such good ranters probably have a few good deprecations they'd love to say just once, somewhere, for the sheer cussed joy of it.
This project will work best if there are a lot of insults to choose from. Here are a few to start with:
- If he were on fire, I wouldn't cross the street to piss on him.
- She's got good medical coverage. Why do you suppose she doesn't have that pole removed?
- The only difference between him and a barrel of sewage is the barrel.
- For 10 years in Vegas, she worked as Don Rickles' Muse.