Thursday, May 21, 2009

Not Exactly

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red......................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes!!!'*

*From my friend Michel. Every blogger should have such a friend.

2 comments:

mielikki said...

hahahahah
thanks for the morning laugh

Moonbeam said...

:) thanks for the chuckle.