The economy is soooooo bad that......
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Even people who haven't been nominated to serve in the Obama administration are failing to pay their taxes.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Even people who haven't been nominated to serve in the Obama administration are failing to pay their taxes.
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
President Obama met with small businesses to discuss the stimulus package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 Ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their childrens' names.
Women are marrying for love.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico in search of steady employment.
People in Africa are nagging their children to finish their supper, saying "Think of all the starving children in North America."
Motel Six won't leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
And finally...
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey, neat ... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.*
*Passed along by my cousin Deb, in Buffalo
*Passed along by my cousin Deb, in Buffalo
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