Yesterday's WaPo had a fascinating article about the Dalai Lama's representative in Washington. He is himself a revered Lama, but turned in his saffron robes for a lobbyist's wingtips and briefcase nearly two decades ago. Check it out.
And just so no one else has to do it, here's a link to the famous Llama song.
Finally, what did the Dalai Lama say to the New York City hot dog vendor?
(As is my custom, the answer to this joke will appear as the first comment. So don't click through to comments until you give up.)