One of the running characters in Lescroart's books, a lawyer called Wes Farrell, prides himself on having the greatest collection of sophomoric and crude t-shirts and bumper stickers on the planet.
I read a description of one of his bumper stickers and knew that, if it existed, I had to post it here. Google images says it does. Here it is:
You can buy it here.
Really, I love the Internet.