Wednesday, March 26, 2008

What Would YOU Like to Hear?

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to heaven for orientation.

They are all asked the same question:

"When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow."

The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, ' Look, he's moving!'"


Anonymous said...

Just as long as they don't say, "they really made him look good"...that is most vile funeral line I have ever heard.

Churlita said...

That's hilarious. My grandma was a mortician so I love that kind of humor.

-RM said...

LMAO!!!! This joke reminds of Death at a Funeral!

Tara said...

Haha...Yeah, that would be good to hear at that moment! ;)