Here's one where everyone can play along:
(1) The judge in divorce court looks down at Mickey and says: "Let me get this straight, you want to divorce Minnie because she's a little peculiar?"
Mickey replies: "No sir, your honor, I want to divorce her because she's fuckin' Goofy."
(2) Donald and Daisy stop into a no-tell motel to do what adult ducks do in such a place.
They get to the room and Daisy discovers Donald is unprepared.
A thoroughly modern waterfowl, Daisy says :"No glove, no love."
She suggests Donald try the front desk.
Donald waddles down to the front desk and explains his predicament. The night clerk has encountered this situation before. He pulls a condom out from under his counter and proffers it to a grateful Donald.
As Donald turns around to resume pitching woo, the night clerk clears his throat.
"Excuse me sir, would you like me to put that on your bill? " he asks.
Outraged, Donald harumphs.
"What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"
If you know any others, please contribute them in the comments section.