A little girl asked her mother, 'Where did the very first people come from?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how come you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said we evolved from monkeys?
'The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and Dad told you about his.'