Here's a game we used to play on long car rides. Come up with the name of a book after the fiends at Reader's Digest have had a chance to downsize it.
The Two Musketeers
Tale of a City
The Snack Counter at the End of the Neighborhood
The Wind of a Skirmish
A Few Things You Always Wanted to Know About Sex*
*But Haven't Gotten Around to Asking, Yet.
My Body, My Self
Have at it, friends.