Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and talk with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless


Dear Clueless;
Grow up and dump him.

Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore. You're the United States Senator from New York.


If you laughed at this, I'll credit my cousin for passing it along to me.

If not, it's all my fault.

And if you happen to know the original source of this, I'd love to give credit there too. Just let me know, with some credible reason to believe you've got the real author. The earliest reference I can find so far is this.

Thanks.