And now, from the sublime to the ridiculous:
B) Don't Hassel the Hoff Is this guy in on the joke or not? (You know, sorta like Shatner, who I've concluded definitely is.)
This memoir/autobiography suggests not, as do the drunk tapes that surfaced during his custody trial. But his appearance in the SpongeBob movie had me thinking he gets it.
And he won the custody hearing. Make of that what you will.
I'll be darned if I know. (I just gave the book to friends as an archetypal "bathroom reading" book.)