Thursday, January 28, 2010

Golf Advice

Originally posted at a private country club:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER-WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE..........WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE AND TEE OFF.

2 comments:

sybil law said...

Hahahaha!
I think I now have proof my mind is in the gutter, because I was so on that line of thinking!

Moonbeam said...

I was sure it was gonna have a Tiger Woods ending. When it didnt my mind got naughtier.