Bibi's Not Usually My Cup of Tea ...

but this definitive denunciation of Holocaust denial and defense of Israel made me proud of him.

Redneck Fire Detector

Forwarders make my day.

Jeff Foxworthy was doing this particular gag more than a decade ago, as a zinger.

It works just as well as a sight gag:

Hit Count

This time of year, the hit count on my blog goes way up, with people looking for funny pumpkin pictures, funny turkey pictures, and funny Santa pictures.

I noted this on my Facebook page recently. (By the way, if any of you have not yet friended me on FB, especially if you will join my Mafia Wars gang, what in blazes are you waiting for? We have thugs to whack!)

A good friend saw my FB post and sent this picture along. Her daughter is a published oncology expert who also finds time to make birthday cupcake burgers for vegetarian friends:




Bravo, friend's daughter!!!

Her Secret Garden

This is truly an amazing x-rated illusion - make sure that the kids are all tucked up in bed before watching!

Okay, watch this lady magician....where does she hide it ??? This is filmed in a Montreal Theater, and is a magic show that you won't see on American TV!

Amazing Kreskin, Houdini , Blaine, Copperfield,................. get out of town!!!

You'll probably have to watch this more than once.*

*Thanks, Michel

Speak English!

An old friend posted this on her Facebook page. Does anybody know the source? I'd like to shake his/her hand.

Truth in Advertising?

More likely this is creative use of photoshop. But if I saw it on the road, I'd probably veer into a telephone pole from laughter.



Speaking of which: Who was Alexander Graham Belsky? (Answer to be found as the first comment to this post.)

Wisdom and Chuckles

My mom forwarded these.

My mom's pretty awesome.

If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living.
Yiddish Proverb

The wise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when he speaks .
Yiddish Proverb

What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.
Yiddish proverb

A hero is someone who can keep his mouth shut when he is right.
Yiddish Proverb

One old friend is better than two new ones.
Yiddish Proverb

One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
Jewish Proverb

A wise man hears one word and understands two.
Yiddish Proverb

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself.
Golda Meir

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
Albert Einstein

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
Albert Einstein

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
Yiddish proverb

I don't want to become immortal through my work. I want to become immortal through not dying.
Woody Allen

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton .

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. Albert Einstein

Edward Langley Was Right

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.

Sometimes, Michel Forwards Stuff That's a Little Racy

I'm pretty sure this one should be filed under:

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Rock Hard Bagels Live!