Sunday, October 24, 2010

No Prayer in Schools? Nonsense.

Some charge that G-d's been thrown out of the schools. They must worship an awfully weak god.

No one can banish G-d from anywhere, let alone a school filled with innocent children, made in G-d's own image.

As for the lesser charge that prayer's been thrown out of the schools, I promise:

  • So long as there is algebra, there'll be prayer in schools.
  • So long as there are nerdy boys and unattainable cheerleaders, there'll be prayer in schools.
  • So long as there are cafeterias serving fare with the word "mystery" in its name, there'll be prayer in schools.